Honest Government Ad | The Economy


Hello I’m from the Australien Government We’re about to have an election which means it’s time to remind you
why we’re the best party for the economy Blah blah blah GDP blah blah Surplus blah blah Strong and Balanced blah blah Satan blah blah blah so vote for us Don’t worry, we know you don’t understand any of this shit That’s why we’re to help Let’s take a look at our Federal Budget As you can see, the economy has been growing… Imagine a pie. That’s our economy And thanks to us, the pie’s getting bigger Yay! Wait, why are you celebrating? I said the pie got bigger, not your slice of the pie Most of that pie growth went to our rich mates Whereas your slice has barely grown since… what a coincidence, since we’ve been in Government So, no, you’re not imagining it: you’re
getting poorer even though the Economy is growing How is this possible, you ask?
Simple… You see, your slice of pie is made mostly
of INCOME rather than WEALTH WEALTH is money you get for simply having money in the first place All the most deserving people have WEALTH, so we don’t tax it much We give them this, this and this But INCOME is money that’s earned through
blood, sweat and tears Only dirty people work for a living, so of
course INCOME tax rates are much higher Your slice of pie is also made up of money
we spend on SERVICES that make your life better Like funding for research, schools, hospitals,
the ABC Cuts to those services are our favourite way
of balancing our budget So, when we tell you
THE BUDGET IS IN SURPLUS! what we’re saying is, we took more of your pie – dickheads This is what’s left of your slice now Except, the cost of living also went up so
when we subtract that from your slice it leaves you with approximately… fuck all! Now that you get it, we’re ready to announce
our Economic Policy for the coming election Introducing… SLAVERY SLAVERY is great for the Economy Zero unemployment No wage growth, penalty rates
or environmental protections Coz you having a shitter life is good for
the economy Low wages mean bigger profits for business And just imagine how big that pie, of which
you’ll get fuck-all, will be Authorised by the Department of Class Warfare
and Neoliberal Shitfuckery

100 thoughts on “Honest Government Ad | The Economy

  1. The Federal Budget was just announced so what better time for the Government to give the nation an honest explanation of its economic policy and why wages haven't been growing? I hope you dig this explainer style of HGA every now and then? Am planning to make more as we head towards the election – especially one on Preferential Voting coz it seems many struggle to understand how our voting system works. And it's kinda really important.

    Big shout out to Brent Cataldo who has come on board to lend a hand with animations (he did the pie and the weather forecast in our last HGA)
    And of course huge gratitude to all our Patrons and Supporters who made this and all our videos possible.

    x Giordano

  2. This is amazing! She could be talking about the USA or any European country and this would be true. This channel is the best thing onYouTube.

  3. Less than a month has passed since the federal election, and it looks likely we are headed for a recession. This video is now even funnier!

  4. Great work! Please don't stop. I'm sure you must be disheartened after the election result like a lot of us, but don't give up. Like minded Australians need your satire/truth telling more than ever

  5. I don't remember asking for a chance from you. I am not a refugee. I am my own country and identity.

  6. It's too bad you can't make more of these for the United States. I understand that as Australian citizens, you are kept pretty busy dealing with the absurdities you have at home, but we certainly could use someone of your intellect,insight,humor and mischievousness to shed more light on the insanity that can be America. By the way, Lucy has an incredible voice.

  7. This could have been the Democrat Party ad… Democrats love high taxes and spending Americans hard earned income! Just look what Democrats have Proposed they want Americans to pay for illegal immigrants healthcare!

  8. Australia where housing commission live better than working poor renters who pay for them
    Lifetime lease
    No inspection every three months
    No consequence if dirty
    No consequence if damage
    Cheap rent
    Moving.cost paid for
    Repairs done
    Choice of three locations they choose to live
    Australia is destroyed

  9. Its what we have become in our own country,slaves to the criminals in suites.Also known as politicians.

  10. Please make a video of world's one of the fastest! growing country 🙂 Turkey!!! It's ok to ask this since I'm turkish 😀

  11. 1) You do 12 years of school and stress about an irrelevant exam that will not get you anywhere in life

    2) You waste 4 ~ 5 years of your life in college for a degree that will not land you a job anyway, and rack up more than $50k ( that is if you're lucky ) on student debt

    3) You graduate. You somehow get into a job. Congratulations! Guess what? Half your money is going to the government back anyway in the form of taxes, plus that student debt that will keep increasing with time.

    4) You get into an accident, and you don't have health insurance because that shit is expensive. You are rushed into the hospital, but they'll let you die anyway, because you're broke with a lot of debt and you don't have health insurance.

    That's life for you

  12. the bit about the pie ,was a poor revenge on the libs who critisised the LABOUR PARTY DIM WITTED LEADER analegy on the economy using macdonalds big macks as immigary to get across their missunderdanding or lack of understandingof the economy and how it works .If economics is more complex than extorting union dues from workers .then say it simple simon .

  13. I would point out that you can slowly build wealth in assets over time so that your children will be able to gain more benefit. Remember you don't need that big flat screen tv or fancy boat or car. A little sacrifice on your part will lead to a better future for your offspring.

  14. I'd just like to point out that the open borders lunacy advocated by the likes of Juice Media and other crazy leftists is part of the shrinking pie-slice problem – introduce more low-skilled migrants definitely helps grow the pie by creating more consumers (products, housing, etc) but makes the slice of the pie smaller for everyone else – more people to spread the wealth around.

  15. I'm not even from Australia and I find myself googling related stuff quite often because of your videos. Work of art these vids.

  16. The system is designed to keep you poor. Most people are slaves, they just don’t realise it, they are economic slaves. The system keeps them in debt ( and hence under control ) pretty much their entire lives. Mortgages, student loans, personal loans,, credit cards, car payment, school fees, childcare, rates, taxes, fuel, medical, etc, etc, ect. All these things will take most of what you earn through your entire life.

  17. In the US this would be labeled 'socialism' and Hillary Clinton would be blamed for the making of this YouTube video because of Bhenghazi and emails.

  18. Subsistence wages are the cost of maintenance for machinery infrastructure. Farm animals receive subsistence.
    [There are subsistence wages paid in 'Slave Societies.'
    American 'Slave Societies' (had/have) rising standards of living.
    Is that a good argument for slavery?] – N. Chomsky

  19. Neo liberal shit fuckery I love you girls down with the man our glorious leader a carrot in a suit with a blond wig was questioned about being a misogynist he said as commander-in-chief of the USA he should not have to give anyone rub downs I have 2000 videos on YouTube

  20. – happens worldwide in country`s who are developed
    – only country who developing at them happens some growth
    ~
    and because more and more peoples are unhappy in lot country who are on some similar level developed "some peoples claim" prophecy happens because lot unrest's
    – but what one can happens if is that what you talking a pure truth
    – what can happens in one country who is developed, system of living is capitalistic democracy who mean elite have everything to say and reigns following theirs want
    ~
    – more latter lot civil wars but there is nothing to do about
    ~
    included if you are in Israel and I there
    – you can say that anything but but you have never said what is solution
    – who mean "three times" wrong said you are out (arrested)
    ~
    only there some a Queen would be not fucked anyone who are elite or anyone
    – she shall be a law nobody upon her (and I only judge her governance)
    – and you participate with critics
    – but you participate to made country for anyone fine
    ~
    count always mathematical equation 1 2 3
    4 is this
    Righteousness to your neighbor and towards the enemy
    # 23 "Do not make false statements! Do not help the wicked by testifying wrongly! (2) Do not lead the multitude to do evil; nor testify in litigation by standing against the majority against justice. (3) You must not be biased against the poor in his litigation. (4) When you come upon a stray bovine or a donkey of your enemy, you must bring him back. (5) If you see the ass of the one who hates you falling under his load, do not leave him: together with his master you must help him to rise. . (6) Thou shalt not defile the rights of thy poor in his lawsuit. (7) Stay away from false accusation; do not kill the innocent and the righteous; for I do not forgive the wicked. (9) Thou shalt not oppress the newcomer: thou knowest that she is a newcomer;

    only she is failed she is trash girl
    ~
    about whom I speaking Bar Rafaeli you shall be easy know who is she
    ~
    have wanted from her made a some fine tuned first my own girl
    (with some specifiek behaviors morality knowledge to be able be proud I and more latter also you)
    – latter a Queen of State Israel and anyone welcome
    ~
    no tax money for us never ever
    – only for her clothes when she visiting some country and when want talking publicly
    – you also present your own videos want be representative and she must
    ~
    you lot talking about : THIS IS WRONG THIS ONE IS WRONG
    – BUT A GIRL YOU NEVER EVER PROVIDE ANYONE SOLUTION
    ~
    I talking about Bar and Israel because there shall be now resting example of how to be organized as state = LIGHT UNTO THE NATIONS
    ~
    but since Bar is failed trash girl want my own old girl back
    – and is closed case about organizations
    – who is educated shall be known what to do who not can fail own wrongness
    – but for my is always one state = one folk who living in some borders
    (and all of them are important on same way)
    ~
    fucking Bar and fucking jewish rabbis and theirs elite
    (known always better)
    – shall be represent
    – my as my own private gold example to women how to be a women
    – own religion to world
    – own state to world
    – civilization to fix
    nothing to do about she have fucked case on most most worst way
    (in front on my eyes went married and have made children mamu joj jebem kruvu)
    ~
    example for you
    – Bar this night we sleeping here at you
    – tomorrow you goes found in country who working have two children and is poor
    – that is the place where you goes tomorrow sleeping
    and when you come back think how to solve
    (and she must doing can not say to my NO)
    (only she have already said 10 000 times until now)
    ~
    Palestine state
    Golan Height back
    Satanism removed
    Kabbalah removed
    LGBT removed
    ~
    the folk walking only religious way
    – want not
    – what you doing anyone more here leave at you own here is for you nothing
    ~
    and and most most worse
    (in front on my eyes went married and have made children)
    – she is not even married in love is married because of money
    – just like money can say to someone I love you
    ~
    she have ever listening to me
    – and have leave Israel and not married
    – eeeeeeeeeeee now entering country with me as a Queen and they gladly want and also can not refuse
    – she is now happy jaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaa ah who would be said
    ouuuu waiting on Emina to made some next level of love for her to be more happy
    ~
    Bar you and your rabbis your elite your entire folk are just sick
    NO Bar against such something is not invented and can not be invented remedy

  21. We have a good economy and good budget? Australian dollar, haven’t got a value. So, how good is our economy. Big bullshit from our politicians.

  22. Planetary Service for all 16-19 year olds instituted as of NOW!
    First, as the name suggests young people learn a reverence, yes a reverence for the Planet, the Nature and Cosmos which supports us and gives us EVERY single thing we have materially and which permits EVERY single other thing, thoughts, feelings, culture.
    Disaster relief training; first aid, flood, fire, earth quake and all disaster responses including disease;
    conflict resolution;; Environmental restoration and preservation;
    art and cultural education; you see music and art is the food of love and far from the commercialised world it is the binding of culture and gives beauty to lives communally and individually; of course health-fitness and being part of nature and taking care of that of which we are minuscule parts is fundamentally rooted in there….
    Food, water, shelter and how we get it; in a good way;
    Energy, how we get it, in a good way.
    Science; how to apply it sanely and sustainably and researching for medicine and energy and other needs, in a good way.
    Training according to each persons gifts, talents and abilities on top of that, in relation to Nature as culture needs to be related to a reciprocal with Nature;
    teaching of trade, international relations and economics within a historical context and colonialism and conquest.
    This is the basis. Of course, sharing, caring, co-operation, rather than competition, real community building, based of necessity and beauty in values of being absolutely 'Children of the Earth' and such, are at it's core in every thing and level but will be explicitly explored throughout….
    Indeed, such matters are also a Matter for all education in schools pre-school and in the media with a big emphasis on early education in safeguarding the Trust and innocence of children and supporting their awe and wonder and their playfulness, creativity and imagination all in relation to being children of the Planet and Cosmos.
    'Freedom of religion' that is just for 'live and let religions'; religions such as Judeo-Christian-Muslim that abide by conquest and murderous intents, supposedly supported by 'God' , can't be accepted, neither can their homophobia-a person can decide for themselves about their sexual choices, not for others, that's 'live and let live'.
    The Great Levelling; the world can't support the super rich and won't anymore.
    Arms dealers and manufacturers, secret weapon researchers, space scientists and related politicians and business peoples to have open-prison for life, which will be environmental restoration and meeting effected peoples and communities to hear, help and pay back to them.
    One world for all of us and that includes, habitats, eco-systems, plants, trees, creatures, all of Life.
    Personally all this world crazy stiff is a bit of a shock but I'm taking it in my stride and with my daughters charm and my son's smile and my Mum's good example…it will be FINE!
    P.S.; Mining and sale of gold, diamonds and such banned.
    All exploitative actions to be assessed.
    Sharing out of wealth between worlds populations and rationing instituted where necessary; that is where populations are hungry-developed world has to tighten IT"S BELT and give to the needy-no exceptions for celebrity, business people or 'Royalty'-who have to live similar level to others from now on or be de-throned!
    Theres' going to be a 'Peace keeping Force' until the worlds 'wised up' but here isn't the place to reveal my security strategy or understanding!
    New economics assumed but until organised 'Planetary-Environmental, not just carbon' tax assumed..heavy one that will assure our survival and natures well-being.
    Many other policies…but need to take a breather right now…can't hurry a good thing!
    1: Example; footballers can now, from 18-35 earn enough to own a modest house with modest garden and then go on to be P.E. tea, if they don't do something else; 'pop stars' and 'film stars' similar…they have adulation and are doing what they love and the Planet can't sustain the greedy rich, so be glad and accept or do something else!🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

  23. These videos are outstanding – thanks! Unfortunately, they apply everywhere the US corporate/military/covert agency/government self-interests can engage in political/electoral/gangster-type 'meddling', so this also hits home all over the world.

  24. cool now do one our gynocentric society and government funding Domestic Violence Ad that are harming our sons and declaring war on men check this link out.
    https://youtu.be/jrwAIB1sEeA

  25. Just subscribed. Only my second subscription after Redacted Tonight; another channel that tells the truth in a way that stops me slitting my wrists.

  26. AUSTRALIA .. THE TEST SITE OF FASCISM ….CONGRATS AUSTRALIANS FOR ALLOWING CRETINS TO HELP DESTROY THE PLANET BY ALLOWING THE WORLD NAZIS TO INFILTRATE YOUR COUNTRY … IT IS SO HUMOROUS TO WATCH YOUR COUNTRY BECOME A THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE ..IT IS SMALL ENOUGH TO CONTROL AND THE PEOPLE OF AUSTRALIA ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO LET THIS HAPPEN .

  27. Funny how the education, govern-ment, people control (err, police), 'democracy', b-ankh-sters and most civil-lie-sation systems all round the world, seem very similar to the british-french systems. Funny how the most mental stuff we see in other places, like the us and china, is what we see springing up around us, state-grooming of 6-year old kids in school, social crediting, 5g …..

  28. lol if only these guys knew how basic economics worked. people with wealth get rich through investing their wealth in other places such as businesses. Usually the way it works is, higher the risk, higher the capital gain. thats what shareholders do, they invest money and hope for a better return. the rest of the workers who earn income by working aren't taking any of these risks. Its not to say that their life is simple or anything but just doing a set amount of work for your organisation doesnt qualify you for tax benefits, you quite literally have to go above and beyond by investing that money in different places. labour's socialist bastards are trying to tax those gains, effectively further ruining the economy because what they don't understand is that the more money that these rich people invest, the more likely that the people like the rest of us are to get employed lol.

  29. When you happily sign a mortgage contract with your financial provider you enter into a lifetime of slavery. A forceful slavery was replaced by a voluntary slavery. How the world that is mostly the Western World is being fooled by the rich elite.

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